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Legs in a Bottle

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For the mermaid who has everything, now you can give her... two more things. Things that she can put shoes on. Er... I'm not in my happy-selly mood tonight. Jeeze. What should I say?...

"Distilled from waters that have held a fallen star comes the ultimate in wishing potions. Originally used as a potion for merfolk to gain legs, NEW and IMPROVED Legs in a Bottle is specifically tailored for the everyday human. Gain your own fish tail, wings, or even horns! Great for parties!

WARNING:
Effects vary by person. Changes are permanent and must be removed by magical means. Legs in a Bottle is not responsible for accidental death, pain, discomfort, adverse side-effects, loss of property, or loss of wages due to said effects. Entire bottle must be drunk to be effective.
.002% of humans may experience 'Amorphous Blob Phenomenon' or A.B.P. If this occurs, contact Department of Mysto-Environmental Control immediately. Do not touch the A.B.P. victim.
Not intended for use on magical creatures. Vampires and werewolves have a 30% chance of reverting to a feral state with no physical changes, a 65% chance of reverting to a bat or wolf form, a 4.9% chance of nothing happening, and a 0.1% chance of the potion working as intended."

Heh heh heh. ^^ You ever get one of those instruction things for pills and they just don't stop? ^^

He-hem.

Bottle is approximately 8.75 inches tall. Charms are natural shell. Label is hand-inked and watercolored on tea-toned paper. This bottle is an antique.
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this is amazing. why am I not watching you yet? I will have to fix that